Sunday, April 6, 2008



Anda adalah seorang yang bergelar "Artis" di Malaysia jika mempunyai ciri-ciri berikut:

- Anda cantik atau handsome.
- Berdarah kacukan. ( bukan 100% malaysian )
- Suka menghadap camera.
- Suka mendapat perhatian.
- Tak reti menyanyi tapi ada rupa.
- Tak reti berlakon tapi ayah or mama korang famous.
- Tak reti aper-aper tapi suka menangis depan camera (minta simpati)
- Tak reti handle gosip.
- Bercouple dengan Dato'.
- Bercouple dengan Mat Salleh. (yg level..biasa2 jer)
- Senyum bila diumumkan kalah dalam sesuatu pertandingan.
- Suke enjoy di kelab malam.
- Minum arak.
- Layan "pil".
- Seks bebas.
- Keja kat Kelab malam sebagai penyanyi.
- Dye rambut.
- Pakai subang (lelaki)
- Couple lebih dari sorang.
- Naik Haji tapi xda perubahan..masih same jer..
- Buat Umrah lebih dari 4 kali.
- Tak nak mengaku dah ada kekasih.
- Tak nak mengaku ada penyakit kelamin.
- Pakai baju melayu atau baju kurung time raye jer.
- Senyum depan wartawan,tp lam hati..menyumpah2
- Berlakon babak heavy, tp make up mentennn beb
- Cukur bulu ari2 4 bulan sekali.
- Tak reti check email.
- Tak reti solat.
- Buat2 cute bila kat khalayak ramai.
- Tak nak mengaku bile kentut.
- Escape dari geng2 Melodi.
- Tak reti cakap omputih.
- Menghina Isteri Nabi junjungan Islam.
- Belajar sampai form 3 tau 5 jer.
- MUET x lepas.
- X ingat sifir 12 and 7.

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